Lord Rage II

And if so, WHY? It's entirely their fault. There's absolutely no reason I owe them another meal. Is there?

I found something real close in a video game once, and it reminded me how awesome an Idea it is.

Are there any?

what about marches?

It's everyone's own damn fault about taking Oil for granted when they really don't control it.

I'm really not interested in anyone's whining. The News needs to realize thiat it's not news, the comic writers and comedians need to realize it's not funny anymore, and standard people need to realize that it's no good to complain with other complainers because no one they know is going to do anything about it.

Do you think Heimdall is really deaf, or just faking so he doesn't have to talk to Thor (because Thor is a boring, selfish tool)?

-un-lockable doors?

-unwinnable wars?

-unrightable wrongs?

-unsingable songs?

-unbeatable odds?

-believable gods?

-unnamable names?

-unnamable names?

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-impossible dreams?

-invisible scenes?

...

-uncriminal crimes?

-unrhymable rhymes?

-identical twins?

-forgivable sins?

-uncurable ails?

-unkillable trails?

-unachievable goals?

-unsavable souls?

-indesputable truths?

-fountains of youth?

please cite your source?

This should be impossible. I'm fast but Odin's mount is supposed to be this fastest thing in the worlds. Has anyone heard anything that could explain this?

I was at an outdoor eating venue today, and I ate nine sandwiches (equivalent to more than two footlong subs) and drank three bottles of water in thirty minutes. My friend matched me Item for Item, but he promply vomited afterwards. This is a decisive victory for me, yes?

Explain.

All set to go fight giants when Heimdall blows his horn? I sure am. If you have any innovative preparations or plans, let me know!

and I think Thor is getting suspicious. I could definately kill him but that might not be discrete enough. How should I handle this? I can't beat all the gods at once (probably) and I don't want to be chained to anything for all eternity. So what do I do?

or should I start figuring out a phone tree to warn the non-Icelandic folks about Ragnarok?

grown men who still can't tie their own tie right, or grown men who pop their collar?

directions diagrams and links would be helpful.

That being the survival container you should have packed so you'll be prepared for Ragnarok.

You should definately have weapons and food stored in some strategic location, it will save your *** when Surt explodes and order is destroyed by Loki's evil armies.

So, do you have one? What's in it? where is it (hill, public place, cave, lake, somewhere else)?

I like to bake cakes. It makes me feel really good about myself, like if Ragnarok were tomorrow, and everything were in ruins, at least there'd be cake. I want to know if there are other absurdly masculine bakers out there, and what you bake. Is there a way you avoid emmasculation while doing women's work?

-)Braces self for coming onslaught of angry men and women who think this is a chauvanist and ignorant assertion(-

A "Ragnarok Box" is a box you maintain in a strategic location so that if Ragnarok occurs, you will be able to regroup and be completely ready to face Loki's armies. Do you have one? If so where do you keep it and what is in it?

is a PILF (Koff, Cathy Brenner! Coffff), and you download that peson's picture to your computer, and the file size is exactly 666kb...

Is it an Omen?

any and all.

Something that causes fear and amusement perhaps. Or is just ******* terrifying.

well how about I LIGHT YOU ON FIRE!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!

HUH!??!?!?!??!?!?!!?!

That's what I thought.