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Margaret S
Margaret S asked in Family & RelationshipsMarriage & Divorce · 1 decade ago

If you could program a woman, what would you program her to do?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    No need for me to fret over that one, toots, I am not very mechanical; and the chances of me being able to program anything whatsoever are about as good as those of me winning the Florida Lottery.

    By the way, all I want is to be loved, it certainly would not be genuine, the love, that is, if I have to program someone to love me.

  • Ms. GTO
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I would program her to rebel against the narrow-minded way of thinking that brought this question up in the first place.

  • James
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    geez! I wouldnt program a woman I would program a man to do yard work and clean up after himself.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would program my mother-in-law to accidentally lose my phone number and forget where I live.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I wouldn't touch that one with a ten foot pole!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Bend and say, "Come and get after it, Big Daddy!"

  • Pastor Biker
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    everything except say no

  • J L S C
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    to be unprogrammable!

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