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Spiritually Speaking: Which historical figure do I most closely resemble (see below)?
This morning I started my day by insulting my mother in public, then punched out my father, my brother, and my sister. Then I gathered up all my clothes, sold them to a second-hand store, and with the proceeds bought a used Uzi and 50 rounds of ammunition. Next, I went down to the animal shelter and injected all the dogs with a drug that caused them to go insane and dive into the nearby canal where they all drowned. By this time I was hungry, so I went over to my neighbor's apple orchard and burned it down, because I wanted an orange and there weren't any. On the way home, I stopped at the local steel mill to discuss my philosophy of life with some of the guys. They laughed at me and said to stow it, so I tossed them all into the blast furnace. That night I discovered my son looking at a copy of Playboy. Concerned for his future welfare, I cut off his right hand. What historical character did my activities today most resemble?
Genghis Khan
Charles Manson
Adolph Hitler
Jesus
22 Answers
- VishalLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
Trick question. One of those characters may not actually be a historical figure, but rather a legend compiled by embellishments of several different historical figures who lived at around the same time.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Benito Mussolini
- 1 decade ago
It is only cruel if your son is right handed.
Have you ever tried it with the other hand?
I does not happen.
I have always thought that it takes two hands.
One to do the job,,,,,,,,,,,,,the other to turn the page.
Spiritually speaking..... My mother. Aka
Genghis Khan.
Charles Manson.
Adolph Hitler
Jesus..........No.... my Mother hates facial hair.
None of the above.
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- Blue Oyster KelLv 71 decade ago
I was going to say Hillary Clinton, but I have to pick from your choices...(lol).....
Genghis Khan...
But it's probably Jesus, right? (I'm thinking about the pigs with the cast-out demon that ran into the ocean...)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Umm can I go with Aristotle? I was really sold on Aristotle when you mentioned the Uzi.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That last one, so now you're supposed to go into an intolerant fundamental country and try to undermine the authorities.
- 1 decade ago
A prodigy of all four and a fifth who remains unmentioned ...
A noteworthy day for the reverend, an ordinary one for me ..
The named four relatively tame compared to our hero ...
Be God. We have many contenders for the crown of devils, be a leading light and inspiration to they who believe in you .
Peace and Love Upon You and Yours ..
