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Top or bottom?

I am going to start looking for a new apartment. Can i have some personal pros and cons for up stairs and down stairs?

if you thought this was a perverted question... get your mind out of the gutter... but you can tell me if you want :P

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I would have to say take the top because it's way more manly. On top the neighbors will be able to hear how good you please the ladies...................oh yeah.

  • 1 decade ago

    Well, I speak from experience, I like the top because you don't hear people walking above you. I had these (and I am not kidding) mud wrestler chicks living above my roommates and I, AND IT WAS AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    They would vacuum at 2:30 at night, because they worked late, and other things not worth mentioning, and you can put your mind in the gutter with that one.

    What I learned is you don't know who your neighbors will be. Even if you would have awesome ones above you now, what if they move :( .

    One thing I did hate about living on a second Floor was the groceries, I would have to carry groceries or when I moved in furniture, or what ever, and to get to my car. Yuck. But when I remember those "lovely ladies" (yea right) I was thankful each time I hated caring groceries. IT WAS WORTH IT, and having a little view was nice too. OH and safety! I always felt so much safer!

    Best of luck in your decision! God bless! :)

  • 1 decade ago

    Why are you looking for a new place?

    Being on top is always better

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well, don't get the bottom; afterall, you DO want to get out of the gutter.

    ;D

    But I'd say top, it's got more "assets", not to mention, "bigger."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    well since you are a guy I'd say bottom...I mean it's always so much better when the guys on bottom..just make sure you request a unit with a girl on top ;O)

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