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[Vote] RHH Tourney Rd 2- #1 vs. #8?
first matchup of round 2. Vote for who you think won. Remember, the theme was metaphorical rhyme schemes, the person was asked to write a verse as another person/object/etc.
[1]
Im white and famous how bout an introduction
Helping you escape reality is my function
Idolized criticized and despised at the same time
Destroy lives with one line like the illest battle rhyme
Im loved by my haters hated by my lovers
the sole subject of investigations undercover
So powerful I infiltrate governments
Have infants cravin’ me before they know what love is
Corner Thugs try to sell me to the poor and wealthy
Start beef with my creators
And end up in a swamp full of alligators
I go by many labels you can call me crack cocaine
break families apart with just the sound of my name
cut and uncut, snorted and injected
Im white and powerful but ill never be respected
Have businessmen out robbin’ women for their necklaces
[8]
No one saw you yesterday but me
You see all night I see you all day
Think no one saw the hoe from yeterday
I saw that girl she looked like a young whore
You fu*ked for an hour she pleaded for more and more
After that you stabbed her and buried her under the floor
After a weekend away your wife came in
No guilt on your face after commiting a sin
Might not end up locked up jail
but I can predict your path will be a burning hell
I see you going crazy not going to work
Your wife calls you lazy what are you going to do kill her?
Your afraid that she might awake from the dead
So you decided to put a bullet in your head
The only witess of the scene of the crime was me
Your plasma TV.
21 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
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But #8 made me laugh... I thought that was pretty funny. When I read the first one, I knew immediately what they were talking about... But when reading 8 i'm like, WTH? So, the ending made me snicker... A TV... Lol.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
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Source(s): by a mile LMAO, no offense, but what does that have to do with a plasma TV?... i thought it was gonna be eyes or sumthin...plasma TV..smh lol - Anonymous1 decade ago
# 1
- Anonymous1 decade ago
#1