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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicMusicRap and Hip-Hop · 1 decade ago

[Vote] RHH Tourney Rd 2- #1 vs. #8?

first matchup of round 2. Vote for who you think won. Remember, the theme was metaphorical rhyme schemes, the person was asked to write a verse as another person/object/etc.

[1]

Im white and famous how bout an introduction

Helping you escape reality is my function

Idolized criticized and despised at the same time

Destroy lives with one line like the illest battle rhyme

Im loved by my haters hated by my lovers

the sole subject of investigations undercover

So powerful I infiltrate governments

Have infants cravin’ me before they know what love is

Corner Thugs try to sell me to the poor and wealthy

Start beef with my creators

And end up in a swamp full of alligators

I go by many labels you can call me crack cocaine

break families apart with just the sound of my name

cut and uncut, snorted and injected

Im white and powerful but ill never be respected

Have businessmen out robbin’ women for their necklaces

[8]

No one saw you yesterday but me

You see all night I see you all day

Think no one saw the hoe from yeterday

I saw that girl she looked like a young whore

You fu*ked for an hour she pleaded for more and more

After that you stabbed her and buried her under the floor

After a weekend away your wife came in

No guilt on your face after commiting a sin

Might not end up locked up jail

but I can predict your path will be a burning hell

I see you going crazy not going to work

Your wife calls you lazy what are you going to do kill her?

Your afraid that she might awake from the dead

So you decided to put a bullet in your head

The only witess of the scene of the crime was me

Your plasma TV.

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    But #8 made me laugh... I thought that was pretty funny. When I read the first one, I knew immediately what they were talking about... But when reading 8 i'm like, WTH? So, the ending made me snicker... A TV... Lol.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1

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    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    1

    Source(s): that was dope
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1

    Source(s): by a mile LMAO, no offense, but what does that have to do with a plasma TV?... i thought it was gonna be eyes or sumthin...plasma TV..smh lol
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    # 1

  • 1.

  • 1 decade ago

    Number 1 with a bullet

  • : )
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    #1

    Source(s): They both did a good job
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    #1

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