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what is the best revenge?

some guy (who i used to be pretty close with) did something horrible to my good friend which also involved me. what is the best revenge? i want it to be cruel because he needs to pay a high price for what he did.

Update:

i appriciate all of you guys answering but i can't just sit back i MUST do something. the did something terrible. this is not some highschool drama "he cheated on me" or "he spread a rumor".

this is something that can get my friend into A LOT of trouble and most likely expelled.

((ps sorry for the spelling mistakes))

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    first you have to find somebody to seduce him, when he gets in to bed, use some kind of handcuff or tie him to the bed, then sock a big dildo in mixture of some red hot chilli peppers and alcohol and stick it into his anus (i afraid it hurts a little, but don't worry, you can use some lubrication too), this while you are capturing the video by your mobile phone and send it too all of his friends and most important of all his mother

    let me know when you are done with this

  • 1 decade ago

    I understand how you both feel., I just had a guy cross me. I have to agree with the first poster that living well is the best revenge. Right now it hurts and you are both upset, but it can't last forever. He's not worth anymore of either one of your times. Sorry if this doesn't quite answer your question.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i've got the best idea ever.

    okay it is mean and childish and it will not resolve the problem but at least ull have ur revenge and ull feel sooo much better

    1: LAXATIVE! (google it if you dont know what it is)

    get a drink that is pretty strong (coca-vodka?) peach juice..what ever. put the laxative in it (before he goes to a party or important thing or date)

    2: give him a sleeping pill (NOT if he is going to a party after because alcohol + sleeping pill => dangerous!!)

    3:get his password and delete all his contacts.

    4: get his phone, delete all contacts or change all the number and put it back

    5: go talk to him and tell him he really is an asshole

  • Ronnie
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    You don't have to do a thing. Just sit back and wait for it to happen. You will either see it, or hear about it. Thing is, he will not recognize it when it comes his way. Don't wish nothing bad on him cause it may backfire to you. Just lay in the cut, and BAM it will come.

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  • 1 decade ago

    don't sink to his level its not worth your time and energy,success is the best form of revenge

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that is very true rainbow

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