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20 things to do at a drive thru.?
20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."
11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.
14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
17. One word: Flatulence!
18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".
20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.
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13 Answers
- FreethinkerLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
I dressed up as the Burger King one year for Halloween (I bought a BK mask on ebay). I went through the drive thru at BK and McDonald's wearing the mask. Everybody in sitting in Burger King came to the counter so they could see me at the drive-thru window. lol
Some other suggestions:
Print fake menu items "McFiletMignon" and tape them to the menu.
Put up a sign on the speaker that says "we are having problems with the speaker volume...please honk horn to get drive-thru worker's attention"
If the restaurant has two windows (a pay window and pickup window), put a sign on the speaker that says "please pull to the second window".
Go through the drive thru 10 times (just keep circling the restuarant). Order the same thing each time. Hide the food you already purchased.
Go inside and order a happy meal. Throw the food away and just sit there and play with the toy.
Just order a slice of pie or a milkshake. Ask for ketchup.
- prplfaeLv 61 decade ago
Funny although some of them wouldn't work, a manager is always wearing a headset as well, so he will hear that your speaking a foreign laguage, and the microphone thing wouldnt' work either because they can't hear you as they are talking...kinda like a walkie talkie does...you can only do one at a time.....
but i have gone through backwards quite a few times...which is funny
and people have handed me garbage plenty of times
Source(s): used to work at mcdonalds...seen it all lol - ?Lv 45 years ago
Lol, I went with a friend once to mcdonalds at like midnight and he laid on top of the roof of the car while I got the meal. I acted like he wasn't even there and the lady didn't even say anything but she looked at me funny. Once I got my food and pulled out he pretended to fall off and roll and I sped away and when I looked back the lady was leaning out the window starring freaked out.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I'm so gonna try #11. How funny. Have a star! I'll check out ur other jokes 4 sure. Thanks. Again, thoses were hilerious!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol! :) those are some funny things to do in a drive through - maybe I should try one of these huh?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Great ideas ill have to use those!
