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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Do you work for the family business???

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."

The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise." "I see," replied the father-in-law.

"Well then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."

"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."

"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you a half-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"

"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    souds like a good idea have to try that

  • 1 decade ago

    lol. smart man, the father in-law just screwed himself over by saying that the son in-law owns 50% of the company before asking if he liked fscories and office work. good one.

  • oxo_07
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    He is fired last time I heard--lol-- he is now living in a trailer park with his wife. and on welfare too...he he he.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahaha Arrogant s*d very good joke

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  • 1 decade ago

    clever bolix haha

  • 1 decade ago

    Ouch, he'll be lucky if he has a job. Good one! lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    heehehehhehe. tht was funnnnyyy. i like that one.

  • 1 decade ago

    not all that grateful he is

  • 1 decade ago

    men....................so very lazy!!!!!!!

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