Survey: How do Smurfs keep from getting blue balls?

they smurf off.

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you can't smurf a smurf? This is a common argument I have with my friends. I would like to set the record straight: Smurfette was a tease! She did everything she could to torment the other little smurfs. She couldn't be sexual, so she did everything else to get what she wanted and left them high and dry. Poor Smurfs! But, they can't have blue balls, because they have no reproductive organs. They can have blue everything else, but no balls.

THE Hibbite Jang!!

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They eat nothing but things that are yellow, this way their balls will be green instead of blue. And how you may ask, if you mix yellow with blue you get green, see really quite simple, when you think about it!

;-D

And just why do you want to know? Hmmmmmmmmm?

Seriously, that beautifully blue 'coven', as some fools have designated them, are all blue....why would any clothed part of their bodies be different? Hmmmmmmm?

I don't think it's possible.

Aren't they born with them?

I wonder if Smurfette gave blue milk.

LOL

Smurfette was one lucky smurf ;)

mateing with green smurfs. they make yellow ones. .

How do you know their balls arn't blue?

they dont they are already blue....smurf's stuff turnd purple man what you thinkin