What would some movies look like if their budgets were slashed by, say.....95%?

Full metal jacket would be about a man who falls out with his Vietnamese neighbours and commits arson in their corner store......

Phone Booth would be about a man who got his money stuck in the payphone and lost his job because he couldn't call in late......

Lord of the rings would be about a gay rent boy touting his business on the hard streets of LA

Walk the line would be a documentary about the every day lives of traffic cops pulling people over for drunk driving.....

Dodgeball........mind your windows!! the neighbours kid can't kick straight

And Blair Witch Project... oh no wait...........*ponders*

What would happen? All those new 'director cut' type movies would actually be good cause they wouldn't have the extra film to waste on things like watching the grass grow. Ex: No Country for Old Men could have been cut by about 30 minutes.

I'm sick of those movies that drag on cause the director has decided to keep the camera on one thing for waaaaay too long then in the end doesn't give and ending. Oh how that frustrates me to no end! I'm tired of being left unsatisfied in the end. (lol. as usual)

Back to the Future would only go back a week. 300 would have probably been just 3. Star Wars would be filmed in different cars at night to give it that space look.Major League would have taken place at a City recrational field. Gone in Sixty Seconds would have only had one car stolen.

With any luck all the special effects would go back to the old stop motion effects, with pasted in rubber monsters threatening

old fashioned heroes.

Some would become so bad and laughable they'd become enjoyable indeed.

Pure kitsch is an art form.

Hmm! You are so good at slashing the budget! How about the movie with Tom Hanks and the love affair with Fed Ex and the sports ball?

possibly the cuts could have been to the instructor pensions and wellness care, relatively than to truly college operations? you already know, like what Walker and the Republicans did in Wisconsin? by using getting instructors (and different government union individuals) pay portion of their pensions and wellness care, merely like private workers have been doing, that frees up the money to bypass to operations that promptly benefit the pupil, relatively of to advantages for the academics on the price of the scholars. there's a cost subject linked with instructor union advantages - the quicker this is addressed, the extra suitable off scholars would be.

"Dances With Wolves"

A guy introduces his dog named Wolf, whom he has a very "special" relationship with, to his new Indian maiden totem pole girlfriend.

"Rocky Horror Picture Show"

Sylvester Stallone meets Bullwinkle's friend, and they share vacation slides.

"Rocky"

Silent film showing the waves crashing against the cliffs of Big Sur California.

"City Slickers"

A documentary about the use of rain coats in NYC

"Close Encounters"

A day in the life of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski

"Cocoon"

A fast paced documentary about the gestational period of the common moth.

"Monsters Ball"

Soft porn showing plastic dinosaurs in compromising positions.

"Great Balls Of Fire"

Sequel to Monster's Ball"

The TRANSPORTER would be about a bike courier

Juno would still be about a teenage girl coping with pregnancy, but it will be recorded on camcorder and posted on YouTube!

They would look like all the Troma films.

Toxic Avenger rules!

"Saving Private Ryan" filmed with those lil green army men.

"Ground Hog Day"..just one day