Important Pope question. The Pope ...... ?

If he's really that great, there would have to be a Spay/Neuter Your Pets one on there.

Wonder has a house? Wow, I kinda just assumed that was you hiding in my trash... Maybe it's Geek?

Now, to answer the question:

The Pope was getting into his pope mobile one night when he turned to the driver and said, “Before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful pope mobile just once.”

“Well, here,” the driver says, “Take the wheel, Your Holiness!”

Further down the road, the pope mobile is stopped by a policeman who looks in the window, goes back to his squad car, calls dispatch and says, “I just pulled over someone real important and I don’t know what to do.”

“Well, who is it?” his dispatcher says, “The mayor? The governor? The president?”

“I don’t know,” the officer responds, “but the Pope’s his chauffer!”

My Other Car Has a Bulletproof Aquarium On The Back, Too!

Turbocharged

Well at 90 MPH, I sure hope it didn't say anything about keeping kids safe because if one person would have stepped over the "Do not cross police" thing, they would have surely died.

My Other Car Is A Volkswagon.

Who the heck is Sprite Bill and where did he come from? That was hysterical.

"Jesus is coming soon. And He's pi$$ed off."

One said "Give WonderCat Thumbs Up"

Tourist season, no tags no limit.

I put that one there myself. I sell them on the side. They ARE copyrighted by the way.

*get any closer and I'll flip a bugger on your windshield*

*don't like my driving? dial 1-800-EAT-S H I T*

*I wish I was rich instead of just well hung*