One more for the road. OK?

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping through the forest road

when she sees The big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

' My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.' The wolf jumps up

and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood

sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a

bush. 'My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.' Again the wolf

jumps up and runs away. About 1/4 mile down the road Little

Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is

crouched down behind a rock. 'My what big teeth you have Mr.

Wolf.' With that the wolf jumps up and screams, 'Will you

knock it off, I'm trying to poop!'