just a little joke?

Dude that is funny lol

I had that dream but when I woke up the mattress was gone and I had to get my stomach pumped. The rest is a blur.

How many dreamt you had sex only to wake up with your pillow between your legs

there once was a man from peru,

how had dreamed he was eating his shoe,

he woke up in a fright,

in the middle of the night,

to find that his dream had come true!

Thats from spongebob-but my cousin does it but it takes forever to dry it so they put a towel under it!!

Dude...that happens to me all the time....wow....and I thought I was the only one who did that : ) lol

hahaha......... im not fond of marshmallow so thats not a big issue.

ummm, no ansd how is this a joke?

BOOM BOOM AIN'T IT GREAT TO BE CRAZY?!

BOOM BOOM AIN'T IT GREAT TO BE CRAZY?!

GIDDY AND FOOLISH THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH,

BOOM BOOM AIN'T IT GREAT TO BE CRAZY?!?

A horse and a flea and three blind mice

Sat on a tombstone shooting dice,

The horse he slipped and fell on the flea,

"Whoops," said the flea, "there's a horse on me!"

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through, [some say "Silly and foolish..."]

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

There was an old doctor and his name was Peck.

Fell down the well and broke his neck

Served him right, he was doing wrong.

Should have tended to the sick, and let the well alone.

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Way down South where bananas grow,

An ant stepped on an elephant's toe,

The elephant cried with tears in his eyes,

"Why don't you pick on someone your own size?"

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Way up North where there's ice and snow,

There lived a penguin and his name was Joe,

He got so tired of black and white,

He wore pink slacks to the dance last night!

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Eli, Eli, he sells socks,

a dollar a pair, a nickel a box

The longer you wear them

the shorter they get.

Throw'em in the water

and they don't get wet.

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

LATE LAST NIGHT, I HAD A REAL STRANGE DREAM

ATE A 50-POUND MARSHMALLOW MY MOM GAVE ME

WHEN I WOKE UP, I KNEW SOMETHIN' WAS WRONG

I LOOKED ALL AROUND AND SAW MY PILLOW WAS

GONE

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

that wasn't funny