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Her operation joke!?
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A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much to large.She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and does'nt want anyone to find out.The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed.Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, " I thought i asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
"Dont worry" he says,"I didnt tell anybody." The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself.
The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation,and she had the operation done herself.
Who is the third rose from? she asked.
"Oh" says the doctor,that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit....He wanted to thank you for his new ears!
12 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Brilliant!
Thanks, that made me laugh out loud. I will be using that one at work tomorrow....
Reminds me of the gag about the prostitute who went into a hospital to have her appendix removed. She asked the surgeon if he could leave the wound open so that she could earn a bit on the side...
- Anonymous5 years ago
Hehehe.
- 1 decade ago
u are a living day light,may be in reality u are different but here u are a sweetheart..... Iol
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
That`s ace loved it,,,
- Anonymous1 decade ago
pmsl .... ooops, best have the op myself lol
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