In these hard times, I am really in need of a raisin celery; how do I make my dough rise?

Well flour, if your currant wages are a pita-nce and you need more bread you`ll have to use you loaf. Why not see the boss (take her a bun-ch of flowers) and ask for an hourly increase and while you`re on a roll ask for more overtime. I can`t belive there`s naan available, that should plum-p up your income

Honey, you sound like a damson in distress! You can save an a bun dant amount of cash if you are prune dent but you may not reap the cream of the crop in a hurry. Thyme is of the essence, watch the currant trend.

why was the chef a hit at the company picnic?

he gave everyone a raisin celery.

that is funnier