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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

top ten rejected slogans for Ford?

10. "where quality is job...what, maybe 5..or 6"

9. "you might be a big class-action winner!"

8. "ford: because life is too predictable"

7. "our cars are built with love because our assembly-line workers enjoy unlimited cocktails"

6. "one out of every 50 glove compartments contains an abandoned newborn!"

5. "turn the key; cross your fingers"

4. "they may be fiery death traps, but they're American-made fiery death traps!"

3. "if you have a better idea, could you send it to us?"

2. "you know how they say you should live every day as if it's your last?"

1. "wouldn't you rather take the bus?"

Update:

no offense to Ford, I happen to like Ford..i got this from my friend.

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  • Will S
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    cute, have a star.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i really like #2, and #5. #3 is cute. the rest are funny too. i've always been against fords. you know Jesus is a Ford fan... He loved to walk. see what i mean? my husbands first car was a ford. he ended up seeling it because it was ideling weird. and it tore up everytime we seemed to get extra money. i had to do an assignment in 10th grade and one of the answers was henry ford. when i answered the question out loud in class i said ford with disgust in my voice, the teacher picked on me about it for the rest or the semester.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ford, Hey, the F150 was originally designed by the guys that made Dodge.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    First On Rubbish Dump

    Source(s): #1 Holden fan
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  • 1 decade ago

    Funny! :P Ford is a way of saying Flat on Road Daily or Fix on...!

    Source(s): My family has a negative relation with Ford vehicles!
  • 1 decade ago

    i love them i personally hate ford

    Dodge is the only way to go

    just like this

    F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge

    I'd rather be Cummin than Strokin

    plz dont report if this is extremely offensive to anyone i will tkae it off but i think its funny

  • lexy
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    LOL - we used to say "Fix Or Repair Daily" and "Found On Road Dead"... And I just looked at a Ford Edge Today.. :-(

  • 1 decade ago

    Just remember. When you can't pay for a Chevrolet, you can't afford a Ford.

  • I am a Chevy person! These would be a lot funnier if they were not so close to the truth!

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha!!!! i like ford too, but those are funny!!!

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