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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instruc

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.

Women! she muttered.

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.

People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was. The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.

Junior said "The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later"...

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  • 1 decade ago
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    i fell sorry for him if i was him id learn and keep my cell on from then on *****

  • 1 decade ago

    Superb

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good one

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  • 1 decade ago

    yes, finally a good funny joke. most of the jokes today are so lame. but good one from you. star.

  • 1 decade ago

    oh ma gosh that is sooooo funnie lolz

  • 1 decade ago

    haha

  • 1 decade ago

    haha

  • 1 decade ago

    Wow! all that comotion for nothing.

  • 1 decade ago

    haha

    that was excellent a star for you!!!!

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