Doctors ! beware with beautiful patients?

Question

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

Big D ♥&#39;s Jonas Brothers · Accepted Answer

WOW!!!! THAT WAS GREATNESS! THAT IS A GOOD NOTICE....DOCTORS! BEWARE OF BEAUTIFUL PATIENTS.....LOL

handy gadget · Answer

Oh, that is so bad especially since I just got home from my annual physical!!

Amber B · Answer

Eww! Pretty girls should get herpes. Free Love!

angel2005_2001 · Answer

Heard it before but that is funny!

Anonymous · Answer

hahahahhaa that is the best joke i heard thakyou

good guy · Answer

this is funny in a bizarre sort of way...i laughed so you get an "A"....(bet the doc wasn't laughing, eh?)

Tina G · Answer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!
THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH.  I ONLY USE CAPS WHEN SOMETHING IS FUNNY AND THIS WAS REALLY FUNNY.  I WILL HAVE TO ADD YOU TO MY CONTACTS!!!

TO THUMBS UP AND A STAR!  WISH I COULD GIVE YOU TWO OR THREE STARS YOU DESERVE IT!!!

Anonymous · Answer

Hahaha...he deserved it.

MumToRebecca · Answer

Hahahaha thanks for the laugh . I needed cheering up and you certainly did that Mr . Thanks and a star for you wooohoo :D . If you have anymore jokes please do share :D

Canadian,Eh? · Answer

excellent...awesome....made my day...made me lol...good job...keep up the good jokes!...funny...

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Doctors ! beware with beautiful patients?

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