Help in building a small rocket to launch my mother into space.?

I would go with a rocket design for an old German v2 design with a few custom modifications for extra thrust, this would be your best bet because you could build one fairly cheap, but for the record it won't get her to the moon low earth orbit maybe.

NO,you can not send a rocket into space without the authorization of the government specially not in america.it is illegal to launch a rocket int space.but no government tec can detect a small rocket but if it is a big one they will probobaly try to shoot it down.the rocket could go anywhere.it might go to the white house or the pentagon and blow up there.

Perfect Dog, A submarine would be much more cost efficient. Go to Walmart, buy a big galvanized trash can. A piece of pvc for the periscope. Use the blades from an old fan for the motor. Take your Mother in law to the lake for a picnic, let her try out the sub.....Glub,glub...your problems are gone!

((Doggie))

I have the perfect solution. Take 150 regular or normal sized bottle rockets. Bundle them together, shove up or in her bun-hole, lite fuse and run a safe distance away. While she wont make it to the moon, everyone will now see just how big of a butthole she really is.

I do hope I helped. Good luck

too much trouble , report her to the patriot club as a terorist, you dont need any evidence , they will kidnap her and send her to another country to be tortured and variously violated, by the time she is released she will be a dribbling idiot that will never recover and it is then a simple matter of having heer commited to an institution never to be heard of again and if you choose one of the southern states you might be able to have her steralised as well, spiritually speaking of course

Your stepmom would have to be REAL small.

A rocket to the moon would have to be about

2000X the mass of the payload lifted.

It might be easier to try to get along with her.

At least you have one. I'd give anything to have my mom back on Mother's Day. Be thankful, my friend.

My fiance is an engineer, I am volunterring his contracting services to help you with your "gift". Also, I know my future mother-in-law would just LOVE to go to the moon. They can keep each other company. :-)

yeah.... um... thats not very nice. she's the only mother your ever gonna get so dont even think things like that! what if she somehow is reading your message right now?

You horrible person! When you was a baby your mum fed you and changed your nappies (diapers) unless your dad done all that for you!