Poll about the French language .... ?

I just tie a croissant to a stick and beat them in the face with it until I get my mustard.

Entschuldigen Sie mich, bitte? Haben Sie irgendein graues poupon? Oh, sorry that was German. That and American Sign Language are the only other I know. ASL is MUCH easier. You point to the person you are asking (you) use the sign for have and spell out Grey poupon. Then raise your eyebrows in question, and use the appropriate British Look on your face to drive your point home...

The Cat doesn't "ask", he takes.... : )

Palay vue franchay grey poupon. LOL

Avez-vous de Grey Poupon?

How about Frenches Mustard instead? Wee Wee!

Vous avez n'importe quel Poupon gris...

<----- french professor...

au revoir...

I'd just say "Avez-vous de la moutarde?" (Have you got mustard?)

I will pretend not to take offense to your words Zand, but I hope you realize that the other answers were not proper french, only mine was. It's as if I were to say I can't stand the English language and my only exposure to it was Borat .. *is not the best represent yes*

*that was purposely grammatically incorrect mind you .. just to make a point

*speaking really loudly and slowly*

HAVE YOU ANY GREY POUPON?

"Vous en avez Grey Poupon?"

French? Come on, I took spanish and that was like 15 years ago.

I can say "Una cervsa por favor?"and "Donde esta el bano?"

Hey, I though the French had their own brand of mustard??