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a_poor_misguided_soul asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

  • MJ
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    A wood chuck would chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

  • †ΪċКĿěď pїиК ¡ň L♥νέ w¡Ťĥ ☆Mᆆ☆
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    the woodchuck is fat.... and he needs to stop eating so much cuz he is going to blow up soon... oh if it hurts the woodchuck when he has to go # 2!!! owch imagine eating all that wood!!

  • Everything Happens for Reasons.
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    7.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ask Chuck Norris. He'll know. He'll know.

  • puppielover407
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    This question has been posted many times before.

  • xxfeleasexx
    1 decade ago

    ...a lot

  • eglonr
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    hehehehe...............wood...............hehehehe

  • Anonymous
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    That much wood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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