If you're driving and eating french fries, and you drop it way down into your lap....

Fries don't fall "way down into your lap". If something gets that far down there, it's because it crawled.

I would be hesitant to eat the "fry" because french fries don't crawl, but worms do....and that is the same reason I don't like eating apples.

I will not spare a single piece and retrieve it even if fallen on the road and eat it. I dont like the wastage of foods. Its very costly and i know the worth of food because i got food twice in a week only given by my mother-in-law due to hike in prices of food products.

I try to some how squirm around to move it, which works 90% of the time. If not I wait for a red light or just deal with it unless I'm in bumper-to-bumper traffic or something.....

OMG yes what type of silly question is this anyway...

I think you should have placed this in FINE DINING personally but who am I to tell you how great crotch food can be?

Try driving with hot soup from 'La Casita' (a restuarant when you're little in yur aunts car) and it spills but she doesnt want it on the seat!?!?

BTW IM A GUY...OUCH!!!

I'll dig around someone else's crotch to get my fries back.

Yes. Unless your Britney, Lindsay or Paris. If there is nothing between your pubes and the fries, I ain't touching it.

Yes. Unless the mouse that lives in the seat cushion gets it first.

Psssh, like yeah. Fries and smegma is just like poutine! Mmmmm poutine.

McDonalds fry? One of the crunchy ones you betcha, and not even blow the lint off it....