I sat on my hampster?

hahahaha thats awsome, throw it somewhere

Haha cut his legs off and eat him.

I hope this is a joke cause a grown man having a hampster is weird haha.

first of all OMFG!! WATCH WHERE YOU PUT YOUR PETS! secondly see a vet IMIDENTLY he could be in serious pain! and judging by your pizza discription it is. It'll probobly have a problem and pass away .. im sorry but man come on you sat on him :'( yah like i said be wayyyy more careful and good luck

put the hampster in the trash. Then change your pants, Hampster Butt!

well if your hamster is still alive and moving, i would leave it alone and let it rest. if it died, you should bury it.

:O OMG WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU WHAT NEXT YOUR GOING TO STEP ON HIM GO SEE A VET BEFORE HE DIES YOU HORRIBLE PERSON

his back is broken and will die soon if not already

bury it