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Oracle asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Guys do you have guts or balls?

Guts or Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

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  • misskitti7®
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    so what are girls full of? spunk

    regards x kitti x

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Guts/Balls - All I have to say is your 'lads' better be able to give one hll of a blowjbo... Cause if you take that attitude with me that's the only place you're getting one. _________ elchavo... Read my mind. I was leaning toward that one but decided against it.

  • Bartoni
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Once knew two guys, one with Guts and the other Balls, just as you described. Their funerals are next week.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    10/10 Excellent, In that case I have no balls or guts..lol

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  • The Whirlwind
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Nah...ive got Brains

  • trailertrashsucks
    1 decade ago

    I like that set of balls but why bother to get married?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Excellent definition! Worthy of a star! Thanks for the laugh!

    In this scenerio however......I would have to say I have more guts than balls.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that crystal clear

    but after a big pause both would end u up in hospital.........

    and u would notice some part would be missing.......

    and now i think i don't have to be that crystal clear...............

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Baaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

    Fantastic, ten billion points :)

  • fan of dan
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

    i got my doubts clear now!!!!

    thanx

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    lol loud and clear

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