Would you like to hear this on the news?

This 911 call just in from the cult compound (CC) in Texas:

911: Sheriffis department what is your emergency?

CC: A bunch of rednecks just broke in and took over the compound! They brought guns and knives and homos. They are forcing the men to unnatural sex.

911: Do you mean unnatural as opposed to sex with pre-teen and 13 year old childeren?

CC: Hey, that's our business.

911: No offence intended sir, just trying to establish what you consider unnatural.

CC: We need help now!

911: Well first we will have to send out an officer to see if you are who you say you are and if you are in fact on the compound, may take a day or so. Then if we esablish that you are you we will get a search warrent whn the judge comes back from his fishing trip. Then after the long week end we will run it by the appellet court so we don't get in trouble again. If they don't agree we will have to take it to the supreem court and when and if they agree we should get out there in not more than 4 or 6 months