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Cemetery Walk
One dark night two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
25 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
LOLZ....
Hey... smbody having body out there, can u please check if my name is spelled correct?
- pjomLv 51 decade ago
A funny one and I give you a star.
Here is a funny(!!) ghosts chat.
Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.
1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.
1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was accidentally locked in the refrigerator.
Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died suffocating.
1st ghost : Wow what a horrible way to die....
2nd ghost : How about you? How u die?
1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?
1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man.
One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone.
I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing.
Because of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.
2nd ghost : Why you never look for the bastard in the fridge? The bastard was hiding there. We both might be alive now!!
- 1 decade ago
lol..... I love that! That was so nice. A great twist in the end!
I'll copy this and show this to my friends!
Thanks for sharing this!
- 1 decade ago
hahaha
well is that u a old man in cemetry haahahahha
just kidding dude .... keep posting like this
bye
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
very funny joke
- 1 decade ago
I heard this joke!!.....but didn't laugh...neways..nice try!!!
have a nice day!!
:)
