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Is this a PC joke?

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Bubba".

4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

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  • 1 decade ago
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    How did you guess all that about me and my PC , we are so emotionally attached to each other

    If only the critter could satisfy the rest of my needs,ahh

  • 1 decade ago

    That isn't a PC joke, this is.

    The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA were all bragging how each was the best so the president decided to test them by releasing a rabbit into a forest.

    The CIA went in 1st and placed animal informants across the forest. The question all the plant life and after a 3 month intensive investigation they conclude that the rabbit didn't exist.

    The FBI went in 2nd and after 2 weeks of no leads then they burn down the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit and make no apology saying that the rabbit had it coming.

    The LAPD enter the forest and come out 30 minutes later with a severely beaten bear. The bear keeps yelling 'ok ok I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    howdy, I tell blonde jokes each and all the time. no person is many times indignant, and a few blonde human beings have the right blonde jokes. same as Irish jokes. you are able to`t help yet say some thing, once you reside in some place like Nagasaki, Japan,..and.. 2 Irishmen walk right into a bar... you in uncomplicated terms gotta ask them to end the shaggy dog tale.

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL You little redneck you,have you had a visit from Mike then.lol

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Wtf?

    is that suposed to be a joke?

    i dont get it

  • 1 decade ago

    no thats a how do you tell if a redneck was on your computer

  • 1 decade ago

    You people that dont get it are fools...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I honestly have no idea.... I didnt get it at all if it was....

    x

  • mal
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    i get it hahahahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    Got it in one, anymore? :-)

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