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Does praying help you slim?
Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself nude in a mirror,
after a relaxing bath. Her frustration over her lack of ability
to lose weight was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.
'God...if you take away my love handles,
I'll devote my life to you,' she prayed.
And just like that.........Her ears fell off!
This is in the Jokes and Riddles section.
Please note Danya!
Or Danya even.
Or Danja even.
10 Answers
- BartoniLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
That´s so,so funny. Possibly the best tonight and certainly a deserved star is on it´s way. Still smiling.
- Give me a breakLv 41 decade ago
Oh dear, here's what happened to my boyfriend,he had a 25 inch love jewel.Any guy would be excited to have one, but he was not. One day a friend told him "Go into the woods and find a frog , ask the frog to marry you and each time it says no, your gigantic jewels will shrink 5 inches." He ran to the woods. After searching for an hour he finally found a frog, ran up to it and asked it to marry him. "NO Thank You" the frog said. He looked down and watched it go from 25 inches to 20. He asked the frog two more times, and again, it replied no. Once he was at 15 inches he thought 10 inches would be perfect, so he went up to the frog and asked it again to marry him. "How many times do I have to tell you....no,no,no " said the frog
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- 1 decade ago
HAHA! Nice one, and slightly disturbing considering how often men talk about getting rid of their lovehandles
- Anonymous1 decade ago
no, prayer doesn't do anything
prayer is a delusion, most likely, you're only going to pray for things that are likely, in which case they would happen easily anyway, and even when they don't, it's just said that "God knows best".
For example, you wouldn't pray for a stranger to walk up to you and give your hungry family a bag of food, because you know it's not likely, therefore you only pray for what's likely and assume God when it happens, not considering the possibility of it happening anyway.
- Canadian,Eh?Lv 71 decade ago
very funny
excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes.....made me laugh...
- Anonymous1 decade ago
LOL.