A joke for you?

A priest and a rabbi were driving down the road toward each other, praying very intensely - so intensely in fact that they failed to notice that they were swerving into the other lane. The next thing they knew, they collided and both their cars flipped over several times. Miraculously, neither passenger was injured.

The priest was the first one out of his twisted heap of metal that used to be his car and surveyed the damage. To his astonishment, he saw the rabbi walking over with a bottle of whiskey. They both began glorifying God in unison for allowing them to survive such an accident unscathed and attributed their survival to their prayers. The rabbi suggested that maybe God was using this miracle to bring them together and added that his bottle of whiskey survived the crash so perhaps they should have a drink together as well. The priest agreed and took a big swig. He handed to the rabbi for his turn, but the rabbi responded, "No thanks, I'll just wait for the cops to arrive!!"