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ed
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ed asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Joke! Have any of you guys found underwear dust in your drawers?

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

' Honey ,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied ...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    hahah i gett it!

    its not to make his but grow, it makes his..

    haha, that is the shizz yo!

    :D

    star!

  • 1 decade ago

    Really a cute joke. I like cute and not too off color. Thank you for picking up my sprits today.

  • 1 decade ago

    Wow thats differnt. LOL I LOVE TGIS JOKE

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    he's a real inspector. I served as a panties inspector for around 4 years. Our job required great dedication. Please do not underestimate the strain those inspectors conflict by way of.

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  • 1 decade ago

    This is a good One. I like it LOL

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HaHa Spot on!

  • 1 decade ago

    No not his butt grow, something else that she thinks should get bigger,(;

  • 1 decade ago

    ahahaahahahahah Good one!

  • 1 decade ago

    Omgosh. that was funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    thats a good one!..... just loved it! .....gave me a good laugh!

    .....good job.....keep up the good jokes

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