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Which Jesus is your favorite Jesus?
Do you prefer...
Baby Jesus,
Black Jesus,
White Jesus,
Mild Jesus,
Diet Jesus,
Original or Extra Crispy Jesus,
Rapture Jesus: The Revenge Tour,
Raptor Jesus,
Jesus 2: This Time It's Personal,
Jesus F***ing Christ,
Jesus 98,
Jesus XP,
Jesus Vista,
iJesus,
LOLJesus,
Jesus Christ, It's a Lion, Get in the Car,
or, last but not least, MC Jesus (aka Jizzle H. Chrizzle)?
...and while we're on the subject of blasphemy and sacrilege, which of the five pillars of Islam is the SEXIEST pillar?
38 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
The White Jesus from Oxford
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Jeebus, Jesus Howard Christ, or 8 pound 3 ounce Little Baby Jesus.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Baby Jesus
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Zombie Jesus.
- Anonymous5 years ago
My understanding is that the plural is Jesuses. My favorite are the chocolate Jesuses that you used to be able to buy at Sweet's. Until the freakin Mormon church came in an ordered them all off the shelves, citing Blasphemy or some such thing. Now all candy stores in Salt Lake City cannot sell them. I don't know what it's like elsewhere, I've been trying to find them online.
- 1 decade ago
I'd have to say Raptor Jesus, but you did leave out another favorite - Zombie Jesus.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
When I got saved it was the biggest changes I noticed ....Some one not knowing they had said the name of the only person who could help them from the very things they wanted /needed help with ...
You do this willfully not unkowingly or unconsciously ..I think i like that better because it's not so decieved or cloudy or shrouded ...
This is almost funny if indeed it were funny which it isn't ..
Guess i gotta go with baby jesus Have always liked him
Source(s): ex= sinner .. now sinner yet saved /// see ya in heaven at the great white throne judgement - Anonymous1 decade ago
Jesus Christ, It's a lion, Get in the car. Probably my fav since it represents my life exeriences so well. And the Christian way!!!! They hould copyright that!!!! Coin the phrase!!!!!
