What is the weirdist shrit you've seen?

The guy at work had a shirt that said

"Strangers have the best candy"

A picture of Darth Vader talking to Princess Leia, with the caption "T!TS OR GTFO"

I saw a fat lady with a really bad hair cut and a lot tattoos walk into a bank with a neon pink shirt that said "LESBIAN" in bold black letters.

I saw one that said "I've had it up to here with Midgets." There was a line across his chest right above the printing.

LOL@Peter's comment XD funny.I'm not sure,I don't look at emo/goth's shirt they scare me </3.I like the shirt that says "Its my brother's fault".I have it XD

Do you mean 'shirt'? If so, this has to be up there with the oddest:

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=stabil...

"Keep staring at me, I might do a trick" Worn by a scruffy looking guy who looked like he climbed out of the forest.

I saw somebody wearing a shirt that said:

Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?

Kind of makes you think... :P

I saw someone spitting on their fish trying to keep it alive?

it said bass terd and showed a picture of a fish and a pile of poo...lol strange i know. my aunt's boyfriend had it