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pregnant man goes to the doctor?
A gay man goes to the doctor complaining of nausea in the morning and mood swings. The doctor can't find anything wrong, so he sends him for tests. The doc calls him back in a couple days and says, " I know this is hard to believe, but our tests confirm that you are pregnant!"
The man is floored, he just sits with a shocked look on his face. The doctor asks, "do you have nay idea who the other parent is?"
The man cries, "Jesus, Doc, do you think I have eyes in the back of my head??"
9 Answers
- Canadian,Eh?Lv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
good one.....excellent
very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh
.....good job.....keep up the good ones
- ░▒▓▒░Lv 51 decade ago
Oh boy. Gross.
Here is one:
A man is robbing a house. It is pitch dark, and he is startled when he hears a voice say "mary and Jesus are watching you."
He switches on the lights and he sees this parrot sitting there, staring at him. "What in the world??"
The parrot says "HI! I'm Moses the parrot."
The crook replies: "What kind of a doorknob would name a parrot Moses??"
The parrot says: "The same doorknobs that named the rottwielers Mary and Jesus.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Surprising.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Bwahahahaha!
Thanx for the deuce.
