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Do you believe in Karma?

Things were getting really hot but junior had other ideas. I got soft and the condom started to pull off, so I took it out and pulled the condom off. I thought she would get another condom, but instead she started giving me bareback head. As soon as I was hard again, she moved up and pulled me into her. I know it was risky and stupid, but I just kept going till I got a shot on goal. Now I'm worried - I don't have any symptoms of an STD, but I should get checked. Has anyone else gone through this? Are doctors in Canada required to report positive results to public health?

A little Native American boy says to his father one day< "Father, how do our people get their names?"

Father says, "my son, we have a long tradition of naming our babies according to what nature shows us. For example, when I was born there was a great eagle in the sky above our village, and that is why I am called Great Eagle. When your sister was born, I looked outside the lodge and saw a magnificent deer standing in the fied with her fawn, and so she was called Little Fawn. But why do you ask this now, Two Dogs Humping?"

They leave snail trails all over the house!

Bob!

Matt!

Barry!

I am not an American, but I know the answer to this, and I'm curious as to how many Americans know. When was the national anthem, The Star Spangled Banner, written, who wrote it, and what country was the USA at war with when it was written?

Isn't it about time he admitted that he is not cut out to be a national leader?

Little Johnny walks into his parent's bedroom one night after hearing some strange noises. He sees his dad wearing nothing but leather chaps, and his mom in a cheerleader outfit with no panties, and the old man is giving it to her as hard as he can go. Dad says, "Johnny, its nothing to worry about, Mommy is fine. Just go to your room and I'll down to tuck you in soon."

Half an hour later, Dad is going down to Little Johnny's room when he hears a commotion from Grandma's room. He opens the door and there's Little Johnny boning Grandma and whipping her with a riding crop. He yells, "what the hell is going on here!?" Little Johnny says, "not so damn funny when its your mother, is it?"

and all the passengers were Mexican citizens, where would the survivors be buried?

man with no arms and legs hanging on a wall?

(A) - Art

man with no arms and legs lying on the doorstep?

(A) Matt

man with no arms and legs in a lake?

(A) Bob

man with no arms and legs hanging from a bush?

(A) Barry (berry)

man with no arms and legs in a hole?

(A) Phil

man with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves?

(A) Russell

man with no arms and legs in a hot tub?

(A) Stu

man with no arms and legs who goes water skiing?

(A) Skip

man with no arms and legs on a BBQ grill?

(A) Frank

man with no arms and legs under a car?

(A) Jack

A gay man goes to the doctor complaining of nausea in the morning and mood swings. The doctor can't find anything wrong, so he sends him for tests. The doc calls him back in a couple days and says, " I know this is hard to believe, but our tests confirm that you are pregnant!"

The man is floored, he just sits with a shocked look on his face. The doctor asks, "do you have nay idea who the other parent is?"

The man cries, "Jesus, Doc, do you think I have eyes in the back of my head??"

Or should I hide beneath the covers and study my pain?

I don't really care, but this seems to be a popular question.

Have you seen these things? The first really true to original retro muscle car I've seen. Even better than the '07 Mustangs, and with 425 HP, it will give Ford some serious competition in the muscle car market.

Is all their stuff crap, or have I just had bad luck with them? And are all their staff ignorant and lacking in customer service skills? Just wondering...

I have been thinking about putting a vertical door kit on my '07 Mustang (Lamborghini Countach style doors), but I have never talked to anyone who has used these kits. Anybody (not necessarily Mustang owners) who has used them? Any problems or regrets?

A bolt (rear bolt in upper rear multilink control arm) broke for no apparent reason on my 2004 Sebring Touring. The rest of the suspension was fine, and the bolt was only about 5 bucks. Howeverm the labor to drop the entire rear suspension, replace the broken bolt, re-install the suspension,and do an alignment was over 800 bucks. Chrysler says there is no warranty recall (car is over the mileage - just- for warranty). Chrysler shop quoted 9-10 hours, I had a reputable tire and alignment shop do it in 6.4 hours, but its still a pile of cash for a small part. No damage, no hard running, no over loading. What's up, is this a freak occurence, or does it happen to other Sebrings?

19 people taken to hospital, 6 dead at the scene. I know it was dark and poorly lit, but to drive into a group of people like that? If the road conditions are to blame, then somebody has to take responsibility for that. If the driver is simply too old, then get him off the road. This is not something that can be brushed off as a "freak accident" - there is no such thing, there is always a root cause and contributing factors. What would you think if it was

A: one of your relatives injured or killed, or

B: your grandfather driving the truck that hit them?