Who likes Little Johnny jokes?

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leather chaps?........is johnny's dad BI?

here is one for you:

two cowboys are on horses patrolling the perimeter of the ranch when they come across a sheep with its head stuck in the fence and it can't get out.......so the one of the cowboys gets off his horse and walks over to the sheep and starts having his way with this animal.............real hard and fast!!!

after he is finished satisfying his sexual appetite he looks at the other cowboy and say's

" hey, you want any of that?"

and the other cowboy says

" hell yeah!"

so the second cowboy jumps off his horse as fast as he can and runs over to the first guy looks at him,

and sticks his head in the fence

Funny hahaha.

Here's another Little Johnny Joke for you.

One day at school, Little Daisy asked Little Johnny " What's the difference between a penis and a cokc?". Little Johnny thought long and hard but couldn't come up with the answer. "I'll tell you the answer tomorrow". So he went home and asked his dad. The dad didn't know a better way to make his Little Johnny sees the difference. So the dad said " come here boy" when Johnny came to him, he took out his thing to show it to Little Johnny then pointed to his thing and said " this is a cokc and yours is penis.". "Thanks for making understand the difference,dad" said Little Johnny with a big grin.

The next at school, Little Johnny saw Little Daisy and said" I know the difference between a penis and a cokc". "So, what's the difference?" asked Little Daisy. Little Johnny was so excited becaused he knew the answer, dropped his pants, took out his thing and said" this is a penis, an inch short of a cokc".

Got one for you.

Little Johnny brings his cat to school one day. The teacher asks "Johnny, why did you bring your cat, that's against the rules." Johnny replies "because, this morning before I left for school I heard my daddy tell my mommy he's gonna eat that cat after Johnny leaves."

This ones better.

Little Johnny's mother asks him to go get her purse out of the other room. He obliges of course, so as he's running back to his mother he drops the purse and everything comes falling out of it. So he picks everything up and puts it back in the purse until he sees her driver's license. He curiously walks back to his mother in the kitchen and says "mommy, I think I finally understand why daddy left you for that other lady... you got an F in sex!"

Little Johnny gets home from school one day and asks his mom "Mommy, where do babies com from?" Momma looks worried, but answers "Well Johnny, from the Stork of course!"

Johnny thinks about is and then smiles and asks "Momma, who screws the Stork?"

take a star, never heard little johnny jokes before but this ones good

LOL Have you been watching too many Porky Movies LOL

i dont like johnny jokes.

i like YO MAMMA JOKES.

yah there flippen amazing and you

know you could be on the yo mamma show

and BEAT SOMEONEEE

yes. its true. dont lie. you know it.

That's disgusting

LoL! thats a good one!

My name is Jonny. I'm deeply offended.