Anyone got any funny pick-up lines?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Are you tired because you've been running through my mind allllll day.

Are you from Tenesse cuz your the only 10 i see.

Are you from Missisippi cuz your the only mis i sippi

Do u know how much a polar bear weighs?

enough to break the ice.... hi im ___

I may not be fred flintstone but i can sure make your bed rock!

Excuse me i forgot my phone number can i have yours?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

cause i swear i see myself in your pants!

i love your outfit but think it would look alot better on my bedroom floor

haha

do you have a map, cause i got lost in your eyes

hey, im a theif and im here to steal your heart

us there a ninja in your pants cause your *** is kicking

do you have a band-aid cause i scraped my knee falling for you

if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together

i miss my teddy bear!! would you sleep with me?

nice dress, it would look good on my bedroom floor

Start looking around the chair where the target is sitting. The target will ask you "What are you looking for?" You answer "A smile." Target smiles. Semen released about an hour later at targets place.

Line :

I apologize for staring.....

you see, you look just like

my SECOND wife/husband!

Query :

How many times have you been married?

Response :

Just once.

this is funny but you will end up getting slapped or something.just go up to a chick and say" hey baby, you want some (your first and last name) penis?". for example, " hey baby, you want some Adam west penis?". lol you'll be getting more tail then you can handle! lol.

i forget the original country and how it's said, but a foreign one translates something like this:

"is all of that yours?"

all i remember is I learned that in history class w/ the best friggin teacher ever, MR GOEBEL!!!!!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

f I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

oh i got loads of them. :]

welll that's a nice set of legs. what time do they open?

well hello. ive just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

if kisses were snowflakes, i'd send you a blizzard. [i just like that one. ^__^]

that shirts very becoming on you. of course, if i were on you i’d be coming too. [:O]

Excuse me I'm looking for the swimming pool.