celtic tart

Care to share any?

My favorite was a question the asker gave me 'best answer' for. Then added "Celtic Tart. Sounds like FART!"

So I replied in her comment box:

Thanks for the 10 points.

It must have smelled sweet.

Just sent an e-mail to some friends.

Entered addresses from my address book.

Just before I hit the "send" button, I noticed

a name on the list of someone I don't even

know from Y/A!

I went back and checked to see if this person

somehow got on my address book, and they

are NOT there.

How did this person's address show up on my

outgoing address"s when I never entered it?

I never even knew this person or their address!

I'm so confused.

What is this person going to think or say when

they get this stupid e-mail; from me....and they

don't even know me?

WTF!

Oh yeah, I'm in allergy hell now.

Itchy skin, eyes, ears, throat.

Sinus's ache like the dickens.

Asthma not too bad. That'll come

in May when the olive tree's bloom.

Here in Las Vegas the pollen count in the air

yesterday was 10,800 grains per cubic meter.

Today it is 26,300 grains per cubic meter.

Mostly mulberry trees at this time of spring.

In the next few weeks it will go as high as

70,000+ grains per cubic meter.

Just curious...

Anyone else suffering from allergies yet

in your part of the world?

Do you know the current pollen count

where you live?

... don't you receive an e-mail notification to congratulate

you and list the things you are able to do at the

next level?

I received them when I reached levels 2, 3 & 4.

Although recently when I achieved enough points

to move up to level 5 I didn't get a darned thing

in my e-mail about it.

So what can I now do at level 5 that I couldn't

do before?

....if they had to use CLOTH DIAPERS like my mom did?

Cloth diapers with diaper pins and plastic pants over them.

Like those plastic pants ever stopped any of the mess from

oozing out all over everything, right?

Then you have to deal with the total maintenance that cloth

diapers require.

Hand wash out all of the initial mess, then soak in mild soap

and bleach, THEN hot water wash in mild soap and use plenty

of fabric softener.

Also, you must change cloth diapers as quickly as possible

whenever they have become soiled.

Baby bottoms in cloth diapers don't stay comfy, dry & rash

free if left to set in them until it's convenient for a change like

those in disposable diapers do.

You have to tote around not only enough clean spares for all

of the unforseen messes when you are out & about, but you

also need a separate tote for the dirty's to go back home in

before you can even begin the cleaning process!

Now this is just my own theory mind you,

but I'm thinking perhaps disposable diapers are one of the

biggest reasons for women to willingly put themselves through

multiple births and/or large numbers of births in this day & age.

Would YOU be so quick to want to breed & care for more than

a few children if you could NEVER have the convenience of the

disposable diapers?

I'm fairly certain, in retrospect, that I myself would never have

willingly had more than one child if it weren't for the ease of

those disposable diapers.

Of all the modern techonoloy products & devices that fall

into the infant/toddler category, I'm pretty sure the ONLY

one I could never have done without is disposable diapers!

And yet, ecologically, they make NO sense at all.

Do you think my disposable-diapers-are-the-culprit theory

when it comes to the modern woman having more than

say 2 to 4 children in a lifetime has any validity?

Or do I just have hornets in my brain tonight?

Isn't it understood that "best answer" is

ALWAYS worth 10 points on this site?

Why do people offer that like it's some kind

of extra enticement to try and answer their

question?

I've had it with the holograms during my programs!

They are distracting, they override my captions and

can be so inappropriate. Like when you're watching

a drama and here come some bouncing holo's that

are advertising some comedy sitcom on the same

station, right when the most important moment of

the drama is happening!!

It's like playing a commercial during the program.

Why can't stations advertise during the commercial

breaks instead?

And I don't need the station logo hologram constantly

in the corner while I'm watching something. I know

what station I'm watching! And if I don't, it's easy

enough to figure out by changing stations & then back.

Or checking the program menu.

Who would I have to complain to in order to petition

the media to cease all holograms during programs?

There is a Cheesecake Factory near me and I LOVE cheesecake!

My friend makes her own low-cal sugar-free variety for

diabetics and they turn out so tasty!

Do you have a home recipe I could try?

My favorite is New York style with blueberry topping.

(BTW, this Wednesday, July 30, 2008 you will be able to

purchase single slices of cheesecake from the Cheesecake

Factory for $1.50. Here is a link to confirm this:

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/cheesecake.a...

One of the two requirements of eligibility to hold the office of President

of the U.S. as provided for in The Constitution states that the office

holder "must be a natural-born citizen".

Does McCain's birth in The Panama Canal Zone in 1936 or the fact that

his parents were U.S. citizens satisfy the constitutional requirement

that the president "must be a natural-born citizen"?

The 1937 law that bestowed citizenship upon the children of U.S.

parents born in The Canal Zone after 1904 did not grant U.S.

citizenship to McCain until just before his first birthday.

Does this mean he is NOT a "natural-born citizen" and therefore is

NOT constitutionally eligible for the office of U.S. President?

Can you explain to me why he IS or ISN'T legally eligible?

My 'answers' page just went completely blank!

It says, "Drat. Nothing here right now.

Why don't you become the first to ask a question instead?"

WOW!

Has this ever happened to you?

Do you or anyone you know have experience with "project

payday"?

The people who recommend it all say the exact same thing

word for word with only the amount they claim to make being

different.

And they all say it doesn't cost ANYTHING to get started?

I want details on just how this works....or doesn't as the

case may be.

Do you know?

I know that everyone has their own little obsessive/compulsive quirks...but this is the most ridiculous one I've ever heard of.

He gets mad..says I don't 'mate' his socks correctly.

He has a drawer full of identical socks. I tell him once they're

washed they reshape. Reach in, grab two, put them on and

shut the farq up!

He will try on sock after sock, rip them off, curse & throw them

in a pile in the corner claiming, "I can't find a damm LEFT

sock!"

So now I fool him. When they come from the dryer I take half of

them and pull the toe section like a 'left' foot made the mark of

a toe on the sock.

Now he doesn't complain. Says about time I figured out the

left from the right.

Been trying for 5 years to find SOMEONE ELSE with this stupid

right sock/left sock obsession.

So far, he's the only one.

DO YOU have, or know anyone with, this particular idea that

there are left & right socks that hurt your feet if you mix them

up when you put them on??

I just makes me crazy!

Yeah...the Chinese built all these brand new state of the art

stadiums & arena's and put in their usual 'squat toilets'!!

A squat toilet is a hole in the floor to squat over with a pole in

front to hang onto while you go!

Gotta have good aim, and where are your pants/underpants

while you are squatting?

Can you imagine the mess from all the "misses"?

I heard they went back and installed "SOME" western-style

flush toilets...but how long do you suppose the lines for one

of those will be?

131-92 CELTICS!!!!

Lakers never had a prayer.

Well boofa king hoo!

Now they can suck on Jack

Nicholson's nutz all the way

back to L.A.!!

(what a bunch of thin-skinned

whining-baby fans they have)

My friend has 88+ acres in Arkansas.

Wants to try his hand at this.

Any recommendations?

REMEMBER : Limericks are naughty by nature. You may have to spell creatively so certain words don't show up looking like this--****--.

Here's my favorite two for you.

There once was a maiden named Alice

Used a dynamite stick for a phallus

They found her vagina

In South Carolina

And herass in Buckingham Palace!

There once was a villain most feared

Tied ladies to rail tracks and leered

Then he tied one the wrong way

Not sideways but longways

And a forty car train disappeared!

I'm tired of seriousness tonight.

Someone make me laugh.

I hope the Lakers choke!