Who would win a fight: Mr. T and Chuck Norris, or Macgeyver and Batman?

I say that the battle wouldnt even start, because Chuck Norris and Mr. T would be shining so bright, that everyone else would go blind. Macgeyver would try to make a dog out of everyday items, so it can help him move around, but it only sits there, and batman would throw a bat-a-rang at them, and it would miss, and come back at him and hit him in the eye, so his eyes would be in even more pain. Then, Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick them in the face, making them go deaf, and make them retarded.

Ok im done. If you can think of a more probable fight, go ahead!