Moving to Mexico?

When you're white and sick of living in the states, you're supposed to threaten to move to Canada, not somewhere dirtier.

This is a masterminded idea,and will be perfect. We can move in on the drug trade and create our own cartel, with the use of the uncles candy factory hire a bunch of your Ex-wife's old stripper friends to work there and move the *product* thru the candy factory boxes of fake chocolate. We too can carry guns,and be just like the policia there.

You now own the candy factory... You bought it with the "Trade" money you received selling your half Native daughter to that suspect crazy woman for $560 minus the $25 fee so you don't have to worry about that though it seems to me it would have been more lucrative to put her to work in said factory.... you are losing your business touch. Better watch your decisions on the petroleum stocks.

If we move somewhere close to a vacation spot most of the Mexicans speak English and you can always bribe the cops.

Does anything say welcome home more then automatic weapons? I think not, hurry up and pack your bags.

PS. Cheap tequila

You should have done this before you went to med school. Down there they only require you to clean out donkey stalls for a week and birth 2 calves in order to get your degree.

2 weeks and 4 calves for a law degree... they take that sh*t way more seriouser.

Hey I was just in Mexico you can buy Valium and other goodies without a prescription!

Can I come with? I'll be the family maid.

If you send your daughter to a boarding school in Switzerland that would alleviate one of your problems.

i will go there, i want to find a new wife... my old one is getting boring.

bring t-p, don't drink the water, and hold your nose as you cross through T-J...you fuc­k­in traitor...

I heard that when you go there you get pregnant, so please be careful.