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what kind of bear?
Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?
A: Ice lolly!
Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!
Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go!
Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre!
Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!
Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A: Fred bear!
Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!
Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh!
11 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Love 'em all gigi------full marks
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very funny 10/10.
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- 1 decade ago
Hmmm, I hope there are some references there I just don't get because I am in the U.S. .... and do you mean Winnie the P-U ?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I love the Paddington Bear one the best thanks
- Canadian,Eh?Lv 71 decade ago
good one.....excellent
very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh
.....good job.....keep up the good ones
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol nice...but they're not really something to answer...