What kind of rifle and supplies do I need to hunt wild Tofu???

Tofu is impervious to bullets. You'll need a poison-tipped dart and a blow gun, handcuffs, a band saw, 2 rolls of duct tape, several coffee cans, 2 packs of chewing gum (Bubble Yum), 1 bottle of Quang Bang, a severed monkey head, 3 packs of Skitter, one Good, one Plenty, a photo of Punky, one silk scarf, a paper plate, a Bic razor, one small Buddha figurine, 6 light bulbs, an onion, Lawry's seasoning salt, a kimono, and a hockey mask.

First of all, you need to hire a vegetarian as your sherpa because they know the wilds of the Tofu fields and can guide you to the wild Tofu.

I find that using a flamethrower is quite effective for wild Tofu hunting. It leaves a nice outer crust on the Tofu and makes it a little less gamey tasting.

Be careful though. Wild Tofu is VERY angry and it could snap your junk right off.

30:06, Hershey Kisses, Lipton Green Tea, Mosquitoe netting?

If you get a spoiled 6 year old heiress to glare it, that stuff just shrivels in surrender. After that, stab it with a fork and consume raw (more animal fats that way).

You only need a butterfly net and a pretty rainbow as bait....unless it's a tofu turkey- then you better bring an ax.

M4 Carbine with a M9 pistol and a couple of stun grenades to catch the wild beast

Digging their hearts out with a dull spoon should do the trick.

Rosie O'Donnell, a Nerf Gun, and a pack of political correctness.

Good luck with that babes.

I always bring a strainer and/or cheesecloth, some of those buggers have teeth!

get a fully loaded, lazer guided spork so you are ready for anything, good luck LOL