what's the stupidest thing you have ever done while drunk?

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I've never been drunk enough to make a complete idiot out of myself, but once I got drunk with my best friend and I realized I thought the word booger was funny and laughed at it for about half an hour.

I took such great offense at being referred to as a "Chelsea" by the interior sight skinheads who have been eating contained in the comparable bar that I instigated a great brawl that landed various people in reformatory. Me for ninety days, with a broken arm. they do no longer provide you just about sufficient Vicodin in reformatory for that crap, ya comprehend. i'm rather specific that Odin, in his Valfar factor, replaced into so happy with my braveness, stupid because it replaced into, that if I had died i've got have been whisked off to Valhalla to eat many beef products, drink mead and ogle the Einherjar. Oh, and prepare them the thank you to no longer clarify you're a Heathen and not a white supremacist. hint: it would not contain throwing a punch on the main important individual who ticked you off. Dunstan - Loki isn't giggling, he's sighing. you're meant to have intercourse with different people's better halves and then brag approximately it. Did he prepare us no longer something? ;-p Edit for OURScott - Thor's Hammer is likewise a sort of vodka. constructive you probably did no longer already have it?

I have only gotten really drunk once and the stupidest is not being able to stand or walk but talking about how it it probably because you are drunk that you can't!

I broke my wrist and didn't realize until the next day. I basically partied and danced all night with a broken wrist.

Good god, I was so drunk. Wow.

I peed in the grass in front of the public theater as the 9 pm show was getting out, the next day at school everyone kept telling me how white my @ss was lol I don't even remember it.

I was so wasted I laid down in the backyard and used the lawn hose as my pillow.

Another time I was puking in the toilet and prayed to Jesus and told him I'd become religious if he'd help me stop puking. This is very funny because I'm Jewish.

well my friend got drunk once(im not old enough to drink) but she went to the club and took off her shrit and bra in front of all the guys.and then made out with all of them.she's not old enough to drink either but she's 18.

Climbed a tree and fell the whole way, breaking my ankle halfway to the ground.

Threw up the North Side.

I forgot where I parked my car for almost a week. I reported it stolen and then later on I remembered where it was. What a dumbass!