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Funny Blonde GUY Joke... =D?
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to
jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death
as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
12 Answers
- NUTTYTARTLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
good one nice to see a blonde joke about a guy rather than a girl.
- Canadian,Eh?Lv 71 decade ago
good one.....excellent
very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh
.....good job.....keep up the good ones
"Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest.....Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre. They went to see "Closed For The Winter".
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths."
Blond: Yeth. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention.So she eventually got her to the emrgency.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train.
- Revis IslandLv 41 decade ago
I Love blonde jokes and I've seen this before but its always nice to see it again.Star.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hilarious XD
Thanks for sharing.
- Happy DaddyLv 41 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Makes his own lunch!!!!
That's funny!
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