Hate the Cat?

Question

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving 20 blocks from the house and leaving the cat at the park. 
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. 

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He let the beast out of the car and headed home. 

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! 

He kept taking the cat further and further, but the feline would always beat him home. At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, cross the bridge, then right again, and make another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. 

Hours later, the man calls home: "Jen, is the cat there?" 

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?" 

Frustrated, the man answers, "Put that SOB on the phone. I'm lost and need directions!"

funsweetcoool-allyouain&#39;t:)&amp; · Accepted Answer

thats hilarious!!!!

? · Answer

Cats Are Very Territorial. That mans a cat feels a stranger has invaded his/her territory. In a case like that, a cat might be aggressive toward one cat -- usually the most easy-going -- but friendly to another. The time when problems crop up is when a new kitty arrives, a young kitten becomes a grownup cat, or the home cat looks out the window to see a strange cat in the yard -- the home cat may chase, ambush, hiss, and/or meow angrily. And it’s not just the boys. Girl cats can be just as infuriated by strangers.

mychemicalromance · Answer

That is one smart cat.

october1234 · Answer

thats cute

Sir Jeph · Answer

That is hilarious, can I borrow it sometime for my show...!

shawnman · Answer

Good one...funny...keep 'em coming!!!!!

geek · Answer

That was pretty good!

Canadian,Eh? · Answer

good one.....excellent
very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh
.....good job.....keep up the good ones

Kayla B · Answer

lol that was better then i thought it would be

fan of dan · Answer

yeah  that makes me surely hate that cat!!!!!!!!!!
but ur joke was funny.............

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