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What type of food would cooked human taste like?

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  • AnCan
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    your brain is cooked, you should know

  • More than likely it would have a texture similar to bacon *aka stringy, seeing as how we are mostly fat and muscle, and what ever they had absorbed in there skin cells at the time, as well as the muscles, if you cooked it possibly the same effect as bacon, and I would recommend salt. Overall a similar food would be pork.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Put your arm over a grill for about 30 minutes and then take a bite, then you can tell us what it tastes like. What is it that makes a person even consider this thought?

  • apparently it tastes like Pork ... We're the OTHER OTHER white meat if you like....

    BUT It would have to be something really horrible to entice me to eat another human.....

    and to those who screw their faces up at that .. consider the football team ( soccer???) that survived a plane crash over the Andes in the 1970's........ THE ONLY way they survived until rescue was by turning cannibal...

    A horrible thought .. but so is NOT surviving.

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  • 5 years ago

    I don't know why everyone is freaking out, they said it was hypothetical. anyway it may not be that bad... sharks eat humans. It may be okay cooked by a good chef.

  • 1 decade ago

    that sounds so disgusting hahaha

    but i think it would taste like adobo, roasted pig, banana, diniguan aka "chocolate blood", bananas and mangos.

    add up some fettucine, tomato(blood) sauce and MEATballs and youll have a dish of pasta

    hahaha juust kidding :D just reviewing the pasta i really had for lunch today

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Pork. But I'd starve the toxins out of said human first and feed it nothing but organically grown fruit and vegies. Then I would salt it and slice it (as you do ham steaks) and serve it with pineapple rings.

  • 1 decade ago

    Well I eat many infants and human tastes like steak and chicken together. It's very tasty I must say!!! You should try it.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You are a truly sick individual to be asking this question in the first place.

    Why? Do you want to try some?

    Why not dog meat instead? Or pork?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Probably like a mix of marshmallows, anchovies, bacon and blackberry jelly.

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