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What's up with all the deep questions tonight?

I came here to have a sip of bourbon after a stressful day at work, and everyone is asking legitimate, thoughtful, polite, and intelligent questions. Not one drink-worthy query in the bunch!

Can't someone help a brother out, here?

Update:

-That's a big negatory, Zilla-- but your effort is certainly appreciated. Thanks.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    If memory serves, you're a Christian - correct? Coming right up :)

    Oops! Sorry :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I swear... no really I do...

    Today was great, started out nice... ended on a friggin' sour note.

    >:o

  • 1 decade ago

    well, if you brought a case of mike's hard lemonade, i could help...don't worry, i've been drink-worthy...please bring that mike's hard...im all out of booze...

  • 1 decade ago

    I was thinking the same thing...see, look at me

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    I was all ready to go!

    Here, have a drink on me!

    j-r

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ok I get your drift. Try this:-

    If there are still atheists why is there a god?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    pffft...those questions you speak of are as deep as a bird bath.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "If humans came from monkeys..."

    Have a drink on me.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats good news....cuz I usually bore fast here..

  • Uhm........Pascal's wager anyone???

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