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Anonymous asked in SportsHockey · 1 decade ago

I feel like a failure. Help?

I sometimes feel like my whole life so far has been a failure, and that there's nothing I can do to turn it around, and I'm the lowest form of life on the planet.

Then I remember I'm a Chris Pronger fan, and it's my destiny to be the biggest douche in the Universe.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    if u ever want to not be a failure, you can always become a nick lidstrom fan BOOM

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Failures are not a bad thing because they can be a most valuable learning experience. Thomas Edison: I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Someone here said it best. I feel failure when I have failed to live up to my expectations. So I think I'm going to be easier on myself because I think I'm pretty tough and it may be affecting my health.

  • Ha! The might of Grant Marshall is too much for you eh? Marshall always knew you are a failure, you will never be like Grant Marshall, or Marshall Mathers, or work at Marshall's or a be a military Marshall. You belong in the NAVY, scrubbing the poopdeck with your tongue. Scrub those floors while you wear medical scrubs and watch the show Scrubs, you scrub! You're a joke Pronger. WHAM

  • Are there two of you Chris Prongers? I guess that's like a double failure, so you're pretty much screwed.

    Source(s): A proud Pittsburgh Penguins fan and #1 fan of Sidney Crosby!
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  • 1 decade ago

    put the past behind you and look towards the future remember to do things with a positive attitude and never put yourself down everyone makes mistakes and fail in somethings but it does not mean you are a failure in everything you do always do things you know is right and never to negative advise there is always a positive way to get out of any problem

  • 1 decade ago

    BOOM! Correct!

    Maybe watch some Chris Pronger videos, then you could feel better

    BOOM! Best answer!

  • 1 decade ago

    You poor pathetic little man. You can crash at my house if you want, as I'm sure you've probably lost your house and job to Pronger. I bet he sued you for everything, didn't he? So sad.

    Source(s): BOOM? Not right now, eh?
  • 1 decade ago

    Ahahahah that's how I feel, except I'm a Jeremy Shockey fan. Football, hockey...if you're a douchebag, it's all good.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    As long as lawyers breathe you'll always have a lower life form than you on the planet. ;)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What's the matter Chris, did you knock up another under-18 year old puckbunny?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Chris Pronger BOOM! Just believe in yourself more

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