Looking for Witty Answers!?

because my husband is modest and realistic and i hope that one day some of that may rub of on me.

1. He's fabulous in bed.

2. His beauty is far deeper than the surface

3. If I told you, you would try to take him, so it's my secret

4. He loves me despite my beauty :)

5. You should see him with his clothes off.

Here are some of my ideas. I can't believe that people can actually ask such a stupid, shallow question. They should be put down!!

I doubt very many people, if any, would be so rude/lacking in etiquette to ask such a question. If someone did, it would probably be a guy, and he'd probably ask the question in a way that would imply/point out how lucky the guy in the situation is.

He's really a hottie, but he works for the the Government and is in the middle of a covert operation and is in disguise. He'd have to kill whoever saw his real face.....

I may be beautiful on the outside, but he's beautiful on the inside.

in the event that they say, "How are you right this moment?", you're saying, "nicely, i'm utilizing lecturers to outline my spirit, i'm lifting limits and my call off the tongue's a lyric." "How are you right this moment?". you're saying, "nicely, i can not seize no longer something, yet a dream." "How are you right this moment?". you're saying, " solid with the aid of fact I have been given my concepts on my money and my money on my concepts." "solid morning sir". you're saying, " suitable of the freaking morning to ya!" "solid morning sir". you're saying, "hi governa." "solid morning sir". you're saying, "nicely, i think something's achieveable." "How are you right this moment". you're saying, "i do no longer comprehend, yet a pair of sensible men will safeguard it." once you walk in and are greeted, do no longer respond. check out the guy or human beings greeting you, then look down. Then analyze and say, "no longer something dazzling happens here". "How are you right this moment". you're saying, "i'm a hero. My each action or state of being inactive has ramifications upon the entire universe." "hi John how are you right this moment?" you're saying, " Ain't no longer something yet thang." "hi John how are you right this moment?" you're saying, "enable's ask the mirror. mirror, mirror on the wall, John's no longer short and he's no longer tall, guy does he no longer have all of it!"

" I guess since you didn't marry him you'll never know"

i wouldn't even dignify that question with an answer to be honest.

Oh, so you haven't noticed the size of his feet then hm?

He treats me like a lady and then some.

Because he makes me happy.... sooooo veeerrrryyy happy (wink)