If you could write your favorite team's World Series Script, how would it go?

Cubs vs. Yankees

Game 1 and 2 - Yankees win in New York.

Game 3 - Yankees win at Wrigley.

Game 4 - The owner of the Billy Goat Tavern shows up at Wrigley Field. He catches Lou Piniella before he enters the park, and offers to bring in his goat to remove the curse. Piniella basically tells him to insert the goat in a place that would be physically impossible (or at the least very painful). Disappointed, the man spends the game out on Waveland Avenue, sitting on the curb with his goat nearby. Aramis ramirez wins the game with a 2 run walk off home run which strikes the billy goat on the head, killing him instantly. The special at Murphy's Bleachers the next day is Billy Burgers.

Game 5 - Game goes into extra innings. In the top of the 10th, with 2 out, Jeter on first, Rodriguez hits a double to the wall. Jeter, being off with the pitch, will easily score the go ahead run, but the ball gets caught in the vines, stopping him at third base. Jason Giambi then strikes out on three pitches. Cubs win in the 11th on a walk, stolen base, infield single and a sac fly. After the game, Hank Steinbrenner says it's time for the Cubs to get into the 21st century and cut down the vines.

Game 6 - A-Rod mysteriously does not show up at the game. Later it is reported that he was still in Chicago, secretly having a tryst with actress Bonnie Hunt, a long time Cubs fan. Cubs win 1-0, the only run being scored on a throwing error by his replacement Justin Christian.

Game 7 - Cubs down 5-4 in the top of the ninth. With 2 out, Geovany Soto, who the night before had told a New york Post writer that , in his opinion , Papelbon was a better closer than Rivera, is plunked on the first pitch by Mariano. Jim Edmonds then comes up and hits a long fly ball to right field. Jeffrey Maier, now 25 years old, reaches over the fence, knocking the ball out of the reach of right fielder Bobby Abreu and into the stands. The ball is then picked up by noted Cubs fan Steve Bartman, who was there as a guest of Maier's. The ball is ruled a home run, Cubs win 6-5 after Kerry Wood shuts down the Yankees in the bottom of the ninth.

Aftermath - After being escorted out of Yankee stadium under a heavy police guard, Bartman returns to Chicago, auctions off the ball for $10,000,000 and uses the money to purchase the Schaumburg Flyers, a Northern league team in the Chicago area. He then, in an act of kindness, hires Moises Alou as a player - managger, hoping that Alou can turn the experience into a job with a big league club, and helping to boost attendance. On Opening day, Alou drops a fly ball in the ninth inning, allowing the go ahead run to score. Bartman runs on to the field, hollers at Alou, and jumps around and throws a hissy fit similar to that of a 9 year old girl who's Hannah montan t-shirt got ruined in the wash. he fires Alou immediately, forcing Alou into hiding for the next few years. When asked to comment years later, bartman looks at the camera and simply says, "Ain't payback a *****?"

Game 1 - Carlos Zambrano pitches a lights out game against the White Sox. He gives up 2 hits, strikes out 8 and gives up no runs in a complete game shutout. Ryan Theriot scores on a base hit by Kosuke Fukudome in the top of the 5th and the Cubs win the game 1-0.

Game 2 - Rich Harden, the guy everyone said would be on the DL in his 2nd Cubs start has an amazing outing striking out 15 batters. The Cubs offense again isn't very productive on the road only pushing 1 run across on a solo home run by Aramis Ramirez. They're still not playing as great on the road as they are at home, but they're getting the job done.

Game 3 - The Cubs offense explodes for 15 runs in their first game back at Wrigley. Everyone on the team gets a hit and scores a run. Soto, Lee, Ramirez and DeRosa all hit a home run. Cubs win 15-3 in a blowout.

Game 4 - The Cubs play all of their back up players to give them an opportunity in the World Series. The back ups embarass the White Sox pushing 8 runs across and shutting them out. Ron Santo almost has a heart attack from the excitement of the Cubs World Series victory. The city of Chicago is going insane for the Cubs first World Series in 99 years.

I'm hoping it happens this year, but chances are if the Cubs made it to the World Series they wouldn't be playing the White Sox. They'd more then likely play the Red Sox or the Angels.

EDIT: LMFAO at Fozzy's response. Give that man 10 points. I don't think it gets much better then that.

This would be this year, last year at Yankee Stadium, against the Mets.

Game 1: The game goes into extra innings and Jeter ends it with a walk-off homer.

Game 2: This is going to the last game ever played in Yankee Stadium. It has to be a good one. Pettite pitches a perfect game. But the Mets pitchers will do well also. By the 9th inning there is still no score. Bottom of the 9th, A-Rod comes up with bases loaded and hits a grand slam. Ball game over!

Game 3: The Yankees are losing by three runs in the 9th. They come back and tie it up. Then in the 10th, they win it by a home run from Posada.

Game 4: Joba Chamberlain starts the game and goes 7 innings and gives up only one run. The Yankees go into the bottom of the 9th with a one-run lead. Rivera comes in and ends the game by striking out the side.

Game 1: Kyle Lohse pitches a CG shutout, Cards win on an Albert Pujols walkoff (against the Red Sox)

Gm 2: Joel Pineiro pitches 7 shutout innings, Chris Perez and Ryan Franklin shut the door. Cards have offensive blowout.

Gm 3: Todd Wellemeyer pitches 8 shutout innings and Cards continue offensive production

Gm 4: Rick Ankiel hits a bases-loaded walkoff off Papelbon to win the game.

OK, sweeps are fun, but I like tension (see the 1991 Series). And btw, McCann can't hit a walkoff at home b/c the AL has home field due to the All Star game.

Game 1: Yunel Escobar hits for the cycle, tripling in the winning run in the top of the ninth. Bullpen by committee holds up, with Boyer inducing a 4-6-3 double play to end it.

Game 2: Yankees get theirs at home, trouncing ATL 7-0. ARod is held hitless, largely due to Madonna in the press box. How she pulls that off, we'll never know.

Game 3: The Spankmees steal one in the South when our Achilles heel (the bullpen, of course), fails to hold a 5 run lead. Tavarez gives up 6 runs in 2/3 of an inning, and promptly punches the dugout wall, breaking 2 bones in his pitching hand. On the DL for the remainder of the Series, thank God!

Game 4: Huddy pitches a 2-hitter, both infield singles by Jeter, and every Braves starter including Huddy gets at least one hit. Braves 9, Yankees 0.

Game 5: Braves take a 3 games to 2 lead, bolstered by Teixeira's 2 homers and 5 RBIs. Chipper is quietly having an MVP series, batting 13 for 20 with 2 doubles and 2 homers.

Game 6: Back in NYC, things take a disturbing turn as Madonna's body is found floating in a creek somewhere in Jersey. ARod goes 4 for 5 with 3 homers, a double, and 7 RBIs. Yanks win, 10-4. Chipper has 2 2-run shots in defeat.

Game 7: In a game to rival Jack Morris' Game 7 win in 1991, Huddy, pitching on 3 days rest, strikes out 18 through 7 innings. ARod does homer twice for the Yanks only 2 runs (maybe that Madonna had been a distraction after all, huh?). In the top of the ninth, Chipper guarantees his MVP with a 3-run shot off of Mariano. The bullpen stumbles, allowing a leadoff triple to start the bottom of the ninth. The next batter hits a line shot that Chipper snags while diving toward the bag, doubling off that poor soul who expected it to be a double in the corner. Three pitches later, ex-Brave Wilson Betemit wanders back towards the dugout shaking his head.

Game Over. Braves take the Series 4 games to 3.

--EDIT-- Dang, Fozzy! I thought I had fun with this! Much props, lol.

1. The shortest game in MLB history as Mark Buehrle and the other pitcher duel it out in one hour, and the lone run is a home run by 2005 WS MVP, Jermaine Dye.

2. Javier Vazquez pitches 18 innings as the White Sox win in walk-off fashion, thanks to a grand salami with the bases empty by Paul Konerko.

3. Gavin Floyd goes 4 for 4 for the White Sox against the BRAVES :) and hits for the cycle! The White Sox would win 5-4 after Nick Swisher robs pitcher Jair Jurrjens of the walk-off home run.

4. John Danks lets up 45 runs in 2 innings and is pulled after that. AJ Pierzynski (normally getting a rest day) comes in and allows no runs while the Sox catch up with 46 runs. WIth two men on in the bottom of the ninth and second baseman Juan Uribe on the hill, and the score 46-45, a high fly ball is hit and Juan Uribe, from the pitcher's mound, catches the ball and goes into the stands, robbing a home run from CHIPPER JONES!!!

OK, I bent the rules a little bit and made it a little more fun. Like hitting a grand slam with the bases empty, but I am saying it's possible by the end of 2008!

First my team, the Detroit Tigers, would have to make an amazing comeback in a tight American League race, and probably needs the Twins, Yankees, and either the White Sox or Rays to collapse.

If it happens, though, all four of my games would be the same:

Game 1: Tigers win 9-0

Game 2: Tigers win 9-0

Game 3: Tigers win 9-0

Game 4: Tigers win 9-0

It's funny. Every year I just pray for an exciting series. I don't care who wins as much as I care whether or not it's a fun series to watch. Seven games is preferred, and if someone can win it with a walk-on homer, then super. Throw in my home team in the mix, though, and I hate the suspense! I'd rather them lose 4 straight and put me out of my misery than lose in 6 or 7 games. LOL!

Game 1: Eric Hurley throws a no hitter

Game 2: Micheal Young walk off home run in extra innings.

Game 3: Josh Hamilton robbing the Astros of a game winning homerun.

Game 4: 5-3 with the close by CJ Wilson.

Game 1: Cole Hamels throws 18 K's in complete game 1 hitter

Game 2: Chase Utley goes 5-6 with 3 home runs as Phils win 17-2

Game 3: Jamie Moyers throws 7 strong innings of three hit ball to close out his career in a 3-1 Phils win

Game 4: Cole Hamels comes back to throw complete game shutout with 12 K's, named WS MVP, Phils win game 4-0

Game 1: Geovany Soto gets a walk off double scoring Derrek Lee against Bobby Jenks in the 9th.

Game 2: Cubs blow the Sox out 13-1.

Game 3: Carlos Zambrano pitches a no hitter and hits a solo home run. Cubs win 1-0

Game 4: Sox are winning, but Aramis Ramirez hits a Grand Slam. Ron Santo almost dies as he calls "YES YES YES! OH MY GOSH, THIS IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So the Cubs sweep the Sox in the World Series. Life is just, isn't it?