what are some of the most inappropriate songs that could be played at the most inappropriate moments? i.e.-?

LOL

"All Good Things (Come to An End)" by Nelly Furtado at a wedding.

Lyrics: Why do all good things come to an end?

"American Idiot" by Green Day at some sort of pro-U.S. thing (like being played in a stadium on July 4th)

Lyrics: Fxck America!

"August Underground" by Sutter Kain is inappropriate anywhere imo, but especially around kids.

"Bad Day" by Daniel Powter after someone loses a close relative or friend.

Lyrics: Cuz ya had a bad day!

"Bye Bye Beautiful" by Nightwish while on a date with a girlfriend.

"Crazy Bxtch" by Buckcherry on a family date with your girlfriend.

Lyrics: Hey / You're a crazy bxtch / But you fxck so good I'm on top of it / When I dream, I'm doin' you all night

"Don't Matter" by Akon at an against-gay marriage rally.

Lyrics: Nobody wanna see us together but it don't matter no, cuz I got you babe ...... [and] Cuz we gonna fight / Yes we're gonna fight / Believe we're gonna fight / Fight for our right to love, yeah

"Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon at your wedding.

Lyrics: He's everything you want ......... but he means nothing to you and you don't know why.

"Get Stone" by Hinder around your girlfriend's parents.

Lyrics: Let's go home / Get stoned / We can end up making love instead of misery / Go home / Get stoned / Cuz the sex is so much better when you're mad at me

"Heaven's A Lie" by Lacuna Coil at a church gathering. The lyrics are actually "Set me free / Your heaven's a lie" meaning your ignorant, perfect little life where nothing goes wrong is a lie, but you know that many people would not see that! xD

"Hell Hath No Fury" by Angtoria at a trial for a woman who killed her boyfriend/husband.

Lyrics: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

"Hot In Herre" by Nelly (yes I spelled that right) at any gathering with anyone older than let's say 25, because anyone who had not heard that song would be shocked.

Lyrics: It's getting hot in herre (so hot) / So take off all your clothes / I am getting too hot / I wanna take my clothes off

"Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay is uncomfortable when you're around ANYONE, even friends.

Lyrics: Why you comin' home / 5 in the morn / something's goin' on, can I smell yo dick? / Don't play me for a fool / cuz that ain't cool / so what ya need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Also, not sure if this counts but one day in class a girl got angry because people were throwing paper balls at each other and she kept getting hit, so she screamed at us and stomped out of the class in tears. There was complete silence.....then a boy at the back sang "It's toooooo late to apologize, it's toooo laaaaaate!"

We laughed SO hard! xD

Wedding- Love Will Tear Us Apart (Joy Division) Birthday party- Unhappy Birthday (the Smiths)

Any goregrind song - anywhere

Hannah Montana at the International Awesome Music Festival

Ensiferum - Victory Song after a failed battle.

My sister just got married and we were thinking of ridiculous songs to play like:

Water Runs Dry by Boyz II Men - specifically the line "Don't do it baby"

Or just any sexually explicit song for the first dance with the father and mother of the couple, like Let's Put the X in Sex by Kiss or like *** on Feel the Noise by Quiet Riot.

- Far From Refuge- God is an Astronaut on an deserted island.

- Have A Cigar- Pink Floyd during a Above The Influence commercial

Why Don't We Do It In The Road by the Beatles

at the Indy 500

Lovesong - The Cure while you're having a fight with someone.

Merciless Death - Death Angel while you're slowdancing

Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead while trying to pick out a real Christmas tree.

Eric Clapton's Cocaine at a Narcotics Anonymous meeteing

Waiting For A Girl Like You at a Homosexual wedding reception.

Kira, do you mean Me So Horny by the 69 Boys?

Lol.

Something like Show me Your Genitals right while you're breaking up with your boyfriend, or the opposite way around.